Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
Looks easy. We will see, lol.
Somebody put almost all of DD’s O&A appearances on youtube. The first one is especially hilariously bad since they have almost everything wrong on their fact sheet.
Pretty much thee hours of Duchovny being funny. Didn’t get much better.
This scene crushed my heart. Still not choosing them after all that time. Male writers! Lol. Best show.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…